J&A

I have a friend.
And she thinks I'm weird.
Why?
Because I speak in an odd manner in which includes words containing
More than 3-syllables
But...we are friends.

I have a friend.
She belches uncontrollably.
Why?
To "digest her food".
But...we are friends.

How funny the world can be.
Bringing us people who we never thought we would normally come into contact with
And making us life long friends
Of course we could never live together
For the simple fact
That we would soon be rid of the other
In ways I would rather not say.

She is actually to the left of me...
Texting away as usual.
But me?
Writing about the irony of life.